The England Odyssey Part
Two: Two Hours in the British Museum
The British Museum
is their Smithsonian, but under one gigantic roof. Like idiots,
we showed up around three o’clock and it closes at five.
Can you do the Smithsonian in two hours? Like I said—idiots.
But I did enjoy our frantic rush through what we could get through,
which was mostly the Egyptian rooms.
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The museum opened
in 1759 and the first phases of this building was finished
in 1852. Click pix for larger view |
The original museum opened in 1759
as the nation museum of Britain. Lemme see: 1759. How many national
museums did we have at that time? Oh, wait! We weren’t
a nation yet. In fact, being British subjects, the British Museum was
OUR museum too. So, it has been a functioning museum longer than we’ve
been a functioning nation. You see a lot of that kind of thing in Britain.
They got heavy into Egyptology in 1802, at which point, none of us
had had been to the West Coast yet. Makes us sound as if we’re
still in diapers doesn’t
it?
We blasted through and I fired off a few frames, some of which I have
no information on but all of which I found fascinating. I also liked
the way everything was presented and the feeling of the building: rather
than being tightly packed cases where they showed as much of what they
had, everything was well spread out with lots of space and arranged
in chronologies so it all told a story and made sense. Also, most of
the galleries had lots of natural lighting flowing through big windows
or sky lights, which did away with the dark, vaguely scary feel you
expect when hearing the term "The British Museum."
If you want to see the Museum, plan on an entire day. They have a nice
café and
there are even nicer ones in the immediate area (a great one in a little park
a block away) so you don’t have to pack a lunch, but wear sensible
shoes.
Enjoy.
CLICK TO VIEW LARGER VERSION
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Uncropped panoramic view of the circular
"reading room" in the glassed-over central court. Dates from
1852. Click Here. |
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The earliest known
rock group statuary (get it, "rock" group?) :
John, Paul, George and Akmid. Actually, just a tiny part of
their huge Egyptian Statuary display. Click
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The craftsmanship on everything Egyptian
is absolutely mind boggling. However, they spent so much time
worrying about the after life, if they spent more time worrying
about today, their kingdom might have lasted more than a mere
3,500 years, or so. Click
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This is a full tomb wall (or public toilet,
I'm not sure) and it is difficult to imagine moving it. See the
enlargement for cool details. Click
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You have to love tourists!
I was shooting a pix of Marlene wearing the head for
a hat and the woman excused herself for blundering in the way
then posed next to her. Click
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I'm going to guess this fragment was eight
feet tall, so the whole thing was huge. It's hard to believe
how much of Egypt's history was destroyed by later so-called
"civilizations". Click
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This is just a cool picture of my step-niece-by-marriage
(I think), Jennifer, and her husband, Tom, in the museum . Click
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The thought balloon
over the girl's head reads "Oh, look, they named this
after that Rosetta Stone software." It was truly humbling
to be in the presence of such a historic artifact, although
she didn't look that impressed. Click
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I love the tone and
texture the lighting gives a lot of the displays. Then, l look
at things like this and can't imagine how much time it took
to knock it out by hand and then remember how many thousands
of them they did. Click
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I'm a sucker for anything
with a skeleton in it. If I could, I'd like to wind up a display
like this five thousand years from now. This is
a pre-mummy burial (3,000 BC) using one of the first coffins,
that isolates them from the drying effect of the sand, so they
went to mummification to save the soft flesh. Click
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Just another piece
of statuary with cool light on it. Click
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